I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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