By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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