I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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