all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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