Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Please don't give away my fajitas
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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