I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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