My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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