i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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