yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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