hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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