Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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