How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
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And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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