i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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