He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You're a waste of cheezeits
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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