doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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