I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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