I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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