her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I wish i was in the wii world.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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