Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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