she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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