i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
My vagina just recognized that song.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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