Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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