I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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