I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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