Apparently you make a good broom.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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