how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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