So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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