Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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