Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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