i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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