Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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