Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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