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Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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