we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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