You can't motorboat a personality
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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