porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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