You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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