think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I haven't been this sober since birth.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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