That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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