they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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