Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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