he wants to bone in the snuggie
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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