I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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