Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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