Welp...herpes.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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