My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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