Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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