Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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third nipple confirmed
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I use my feet as sexual weapons
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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