Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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