My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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