Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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