How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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