I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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