After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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