I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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