my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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