I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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