he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
accomplished twins. life is a go
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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