The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
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i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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